Friday, January 11, 2008

Chicago > Dreamgirls > ________

Do yourself and the free world a favor and turn the volume up loud, click this link, and watch this utterly fabulous movie trailer:

http://movies.aol.com/movie/mamma-mia/25931/video/trailer-no-1/2038819


Experience a creepy Meryl Streep bringing gratuitous class to cinematic schmegma!!!...
Experience Pierce Brosnan, gayer than you've ever seen him!!!(gayer than in "The Matador")....
Experience ONE WOMAN, THREE FATHERS, FIFTEEN FABULOUS SONGS, and ONE TRUE LOVE!!!...
Experience the music of ABBA, musicdom's most mutated palindromic daemonspawn...
Experience..MAMA MIA!!


Experience the trailer that Josh Kesner so aptly described as a "quick rape" when we saw it in the theater before SWEENEY TODD. For a moment, the whole theater was silent -- then Josh and I started cracking up, and then the whole theater began laughing. It's for those glorious communal moments where I really understand how special the movie-theater going experience is, and how no home or mobile media will ever truly replace it. So that's what David Lynch is saying in this truly hilarious Apple video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKiIroiCvZ0


Truly, truly, horrifically funny. It's come to this.